Thursday, April 30, 2009

fuh lega......

hurm,akhirnya stlah dua hari ku mncari mu,akhirnya jumpa jgk...knp ko mghliangkn dri??ceh wa,,,mst korng igt makwe aq kn tp sbnrnya kunci motor bapak aq....peh dlm 2 ari ni bapak aq badmud jer..maner xnyer,kunci motor bru dyer ilang..sbnrnya aq letak kunci 2 kt tmpat sangkut kunci...sok nyer bla nk gune jer da xd..pelik tol....mcri mcm nk giler aq slama 2 ari....tp hati lega bla ml td kunci 2 dpt jumper..2pown adik AQ y dpt...ntah cmner ley sngkut dalam beg sek dyer...mse 2 la mud bapak aq da ok ckit...xtw la klu xjumper2...mkin hangat la dyer....tp skg aq da lega....hahahaha...ALHAMDULILLAH..

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

aDe aQue KesaH!!!!!!!!

assalamualaikum....hari ni tibe2 jer aq nk tulis pasal kwan...sbnrnye,,,aq ni da bosan nk cter pasal kawan....tp ape kn daya...aq tergerak hati lak nk tulis..coz de la aq bce blog kwn aq nie..actually bkn kwn,tp prefer lbih kpd ex-pren....aq sbnrnya xnk de ex-pren nie,yela dlm islam pown da de ckp xbex bermusuhan...tp bg aq mmg btol pown,,sbnrya istilah ex-pren nie bkn nyer maksudkn putuskn hbngan antara saudara sesama islam....ok berbalik kpd blog ex-pren aq nie...mula2 aq tgk blog nie aq puji la gak,tp aq terkejut bla aq bce writng dyer ttg kwn...fuh ayat dyer baik punya...dyer mgata kwn2 lama sek dyer...oleh kerna mdgr seorng rakan y bru dyer knal 2 ker 3 mggu gtu la...ckup ker batas wak2 tu utk kte tw org 2 punya sft????

aq rase x..dlm penulisan dyer 2,dyer de ckp pasal kwan muke plastik....fulamak,sedap nyer bhsa..aq sker...tp sedar x dyer yg dyer 2 ade la skit muker plastik....yela,mula2 aq kwn ngan dyer pown aq de nmpk sft 2 pd dyer...tp knp dyer kecoh sgt pasal kwn dyer yg muke plastik 2???


dan aq heran n rase cm dyer nie mgata aq nie yg muker plastik...aq bkn nyer terasa pown,tp klu tgk ayat dyer mcm mgata aq...tp kn ade ker aq kesah????

x kesah langsg....

bla aq nk cter pasal dyr nie,byk sgt tw,tp aq nie org nyer baik xnk la aib kan org len...tp a mtk tolong la sangat kt dyer nie spya sedar dri,jgn la ko ckp kwn2 sek lamer ko 2 muker plastik..lgpn ko 2 da bnyk hbiskn mse hepi n sng ngan dak2 aq....(kwn2 dyer kt smksa2)....sejak ko pindah sek bru n get new pren kt c2,jrg skali ko msj kteorg..mcm gtu x dpanggil plastik ker???aq rase sesuai pggl luper diri...la dp kot....sbb per tw,bla dyer dpt kwn bru dyer da xpeduli kt kwn lamer....aq rase dyer nie xsedar pown perangai burok dyer nie..satu bukti y aq ley citer bla dyer nie wat kwn pompuan aq di malukan....mse 2 la aq rase ha,ni la plastik,,xtw la plastik per....pikir la sendri yee.....ade satu ayat yg dlontarkn drpd dyer kt kwn aq nie y klu bjalan ngan dyer mst wat malu..hey!!! hello???!!!ko xsedar ker yg ko 2 mnyakit kan ati kwn ko 2??
pliss la,,,stahu aq klu ngan dyer nie kiter bwk g jalan2 wat malu de la..nk tw knp????bla jalan ckit,mngeluh penat,bla panas ckit,tkot muker itam..pliss la jgn terlalu over...eh da la mlas lak a nk cter pasal dak nie..mkin skit ati la.....aq xnk cter pasal dyer jer dlm blog nie..XD MAKNE NYER!!!!!! ADE AQUE KESAH?????

pesanan: wake up la wahai ex-pren aque...jgn nk mgata org plastik sdg kn dri sendri ade sft 2....

best gileRRRR....



the best drama ever made and cant be made again i supposed,
both the leading actors are fantastic,their acting were so natural that i think that they are really perfectionist of their job.and the songs used added stars to the drama and ufcoss the other actors hav done a great job.i thanks the producers for giving us such a beautiful and natural entertainment


LOVED IT!!!! Again, Excellent acting! It is crazy, warm and hilarious all wrapped up into one extraordinarily written drama. I must confess. I’ve watched it 3x already. What can I say…I have my favorite scenes. Excellent!


when did fullhouse 2 will out!!
i cant wait!!dun forget to see full house no2……… wakakak

peberet kartun..

hola....wah ari ni aq nk post cter peberet kartun aq..cewah...(sbnrnya xtw nk tulis per)..kartun ni best tw..tjuk nyer hagemaru..nk dkatakan kartun nie bodoh gak,tp klakar gler...walaupn tgk brulang2 tp xbosan2 aq gelak besar...hahahahhahaha....walaupn pada2 citer nie ade bodoh nyer,tp ade gak kbaikan ny...mcm2 tips boley kter ambk dlm kartun nie...kartun nie kire best animated la...coz dr jepun,so phm2 la cm ner dyerong wat kartun....sgt bgozzzz.....

Monday, April 27, 2009

fren....

ni aq nk cter tntg pershbtn....aq xphm la per mkne pershbtn 2....adakah pntg bnda sume?aq rase...coz aq da serik ngan pershbtn nie...xpernh ikhlas....kire talam dua muke la.....aq da xpcya tg sume2..mklum la da mcm2 aq lalui....aq de sorg shbt kt sek....mula2 knal,dye ni bru msk sek aq,oleh kerana xd kwn,aq ni baik hati la perkenalkan dri kt dyer....kire pas2 aq slalu ngan dyer...klu de per2 aktviti or jogging aq ajak dyer..kire same2 la kite....then dyer pindh sek pd taun bper ntah (ad aq kesh)...so dyer dpt la kwn bru kt sek 2..nk djadikan citer,rayer taun lepas,dyer dan kwn2 dyer nie dtg la brayer kt uma aq...so aq smbut la ngan ramah n terhormat...so kteorg berborak la....yg aq bengang aq pelawa la kwn2 dyer ni minum n mkn....pastu member2 dyer ni wat bodo je n bbual sesama sndri....x ker gram mase 2?...pas dyeorg ni blik,sa2 makanan n ckit air pown xminum....aq skit ati tw...aq wat penat2 tp le wat aq cm 2...sbnrnya aq xkesah sgt,y aq geram 2,member dyer ade la kwn ngan slh seorg kwn pompuan aq,,,,then dyer ley ckp y bdk2 aq,(kwn2 aq la) skema.....ea hello!!ko ngat ko 2 vok sgt ker????xskema ker????pliss la...nk kutuk pown cermin la diri dulu....

ko nyer helmet je helmet mat rempit,ni kan pulak nk mgata kteorg ni skema???ad kteorg kesah ker????y ley mmutuskan pershbtn aq n dyer ni(mksd aq kwn aq y kte aq ni best pren dyer la) ialah mse dye msj aq...aq terkjot tak tibe2 jer dyer kte jgn pandai2 nk mgutuk member2 dyer.ble mse aq kutk?ad bukti ker??pliss la...klu da xnk kwn ngan aq,ckp la...aq xksah pown....tp plis la jgn nk mfitnah aq..smpai skg aq ngat per y dyer ckp dlm mcet 2.dyer bela mati2 member baru dyer 2....

xmenyinga (panas la) lak aq mbca nyer..dan aq akn ingt per dyer wat aq....smpai mati aq xkn kwn ngan dyer...dyer y wat kn aq xpcya persahabatn.. ngat whai ex pren aq...suatu ari nnt,ko dapt blasan y sma..jgn ingt karma x wujud!!!!!!.:: I HATE FRIENDSHIP ::.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Bahaya bercouple..saper yg bercoupling........BACA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

apa perkara yg ber'manfaat' drpd ber'couple':

1) seronok (dpt fitnah)
2) seronok (dpt dosa)
3) seronok (dpt geng dgn syaitan)
4) dpt meluahkan masalah..(Allah kan ada)
5) byk habis duit (lebih baik guna utk sedekah) , tak kurang juga yg habiskan duit beli prepaid dan bayar bil telefon yg melambung..
6) byk risau (takut awek kita org lain kebas.. berapa kali dah miss solat pasal dok asyik berdating tak pulak risau..)
7)byk termenung dan senyum sendiri (pasal ingat peristiwa riang dgn awek.. kita sbg muslim patutnya byk mengingatkan MATI yg boleh dtg bila2 masa..)
8) lebih mengutamakan awek drpd org lain (hidup dlm dunia sendiri, dia dan awek dia.. lain dah tak kisah..)
9) menepati masa dan janji (takut awek marah/sakit hati.. solat fardhu lewat tak takut pulak... )
10) lain2 lg yg memberikan faedah dlm menambah saham DOSA drpd PAHALA..

hasil drpd pengalaman/pemerhatian/analisa/kajian terdapat beberapa sebab yg menyebabkan PENDORONG mengapa ber'couple' terjadi;
1) byk sek./pusat pengajian i.e. perempuan dan lelaki satu kelas tanpa ada usaha drpd pihak yg bertanggungjawab utk mengawal pencampuran ini supaya tidak bercanggah dhn syarak.
2) perkara ini sudah jadi kebiasaan maka didapati ada pendapat (tak tahu le dalil mana dia guna) mengatakan tak apa ber'couple' asalkan tak melanggar batas2 syarak.. nauzubillah.. pd pendapat mereka keluar buat date kat khalayak ramai, bukannya berduaan di tempat sunyi tak pegang tangan, jln pun tak rapat2 dan si awek tu pula pakai tudung... so tak pe la.. dosa pun sikit jer.. nanti dah kahwin settle dan taubat le.. saya bab ni yg payah nak jawab.. ada je alasan dia org utk melepaskan diri. org kata kalu dah nak buat tu memang mcm2 helah. kita nasihat kot sini dia corner kot lain. byk bersabar aje le dan teruskan usaha kita insyaAllah lama2 dia sedar le..
3) sudah menjadi naluru manusia ingin dibelai dan dikasih, maka sebab itu Allah jadikan lelaki dan perempuan ada tarikan mcm cas +ve dan -ve. hasil drpd didikan/pentarbiyahan islam yg tidak kukuh dr keluarga menyebabkan attraction between the charge can't be control to act in a much more appropriate manner.. maka terjadinya perhubungan (kawan2) sblm ada ikatan yg sah, dan ada setgh ibubapa dgn selamba kata "tak pe le.. dia org dah besor.. dah remaja, dah pandai fikir mana baik dan yg buruk .. bior le" . betul juga kata ibu bapa tersebut, patutnya kita dah besor, tahu le menilai yg mana baik dan buruk.. tapi tanggungjawab kedua ibubapa mendidik anak pun tak boleh diabaikan...
4) bertambahnya perempuan yg tidak menutup aurat, kalau tutup aurat pun aurat lain tak dijaga i.e. cara bergaul, bercakap.. maka ini membuka ruang pd lelaki2 utk memulakan projek mereka.. tak percaya pergi lepak (bukan lepak mcm Mat Lepakian.. lepak dgt tujuan utk mengambil iktibar..) kat KL (kat sini mcm2 jenis org boleh jumpa..) ada yg elok tutup aurat tapi bila bersembang.. tu dia, ketawa kalah lelaki.. lepas tu pandai cubit2 dan pukul2 pula tu.., lelaki apa lagi.. ada chance ni..
5) ramai perempuan semakin berani.. berani menghadapi cabaran utk jadi setanding dgn lelaki maka mereka pun goda le lelaki so dpt byk boyfriend.. mcm Mat Cintan dan Mat Bunga yg byk dpt awek..
6) ramai lelaki rasa bangga kalau ada awek, kalau tak ada awek maka mcm ada satu kekosongan dlm jiwa ... lebih2 lg kalau tgk member2 lain dia ada awek. faktor sekeliling memperngaruhu suasana.
7) lelaki cuba nak tunjuk pd lelaki lain yg dia tu pakar dlm bab tackle/meng'ayat' awek .. lelaki ni biasa le EGO.. ego tak kena tempat...
8) haaa... ni paling memalukan kaum lelaki.. lelaki ni cepat sgt PERASAN so dia pun naik semangat kacau awek. mula2 perasan yg awek tu minat kat dia (padahal tak minat pun), end up awek tu minat betul2.. ye le dah usaha sikit punya susah nak meng'ayat'/meng'tackle', awek tu pun accept le mat tu. ada juga awek yg manja (dah memang fitrah wanita begitu) sikit bila nak minta tolong maka lelaki akan terperasan yg awek tu minat kat dia maka akan try meng'ayat'. maka dianjurkan pd kaum hawa agar tidak menonjolkan sifat kemanjaan anda pada tempat yg tak kena. pd kaum adam pula, jgn le dok perasan cepat sgt..
9) ada kaitan dgn fakta ke-8... perempuan cepat sangat kesian bila tgk lelaki bersusah-payah utk dia. tolong nie tolong tu, tolong buat assingment ke sbg contoh. bila lelaki yg dok tolong tu 'ayat' sikit jer dgn mudah perempuan tersebut termakan kata2 manis lelaki tersebut.. yg lelaki tu pula tolong tak ikhlas, tu yg jadi mcm tu...
10) fakta yg ke-10 ni cukup sensitif pasal mereka (lelaki) ber'awek' disebabkan niat mereka cukup ikhlas dan jujur. tujuannya ialah utk kenal antara satu sama lain dan memahami satu sama lain.. ada ngam ke tak ngam ke sebelum berjanji utk hidup semati...

alhamdulillah niat bagus... tapi niat tak boleh menghalalkan cara, yg haram akan tetap haram, sbgmana hadis Rasulullah yg bermaksud:
Drpd Abu Abdullah Al-Nu'man bin Basyir ra :sabda Rasulullah S.A.W "sesungguhnya yg halal itu nyata dan yg haram itu pun nyata dan di antara keduanya ada perkara yg kesamaran, yg tidak diketahui oleh kebykkan manusia, maka brgsiapa yg memelihara (dirinya dr) segala yg kesamaran, sesungguhnya ia memuliakan bgnya agamanya dan kehormatannya... " (Mutfaq'alaih)

1-sesunguhnya perjumpaan (keluar) antara kaum adam dan hawa itu salah melainkan ditemani mahramnya... .
2-cintailah pasangan anda kerana Allah dgn cinta yang berlandaskan keimanan dan bukannya kerana hawa nafsu...

Nauzubillahi min zalik...
Wallahu'alam... .




kesimpulannya : ade dyeorang nie kesah????

SIFAT LELAKI BERDASARKAN RAMBUTNYA.

"Balik ni tengok rambut boyfriend ke, papa ke, abang ke adik atau pun suami ke, ataupun diri sendiri........

1) RAMBUT LURUS
- bijak, seorang yang happy, bergaya, cemburu,dan berpotensi dalam bidang kesenian.

2) RAMBUT KERINTING TEBAL
- kurang bijak, degil, cenburu kuat, romantik, banyak pergaulan dan susah dalam menyelesaikan masalah diri, tidak suka termenung,

3) RAMBUT KERENTING NEGRO
- bijak, ego, cemburu buta, romantik , memilih dan mudah mengamuk bila susah hendak selesaikan masalah

4) RAMBUT IKAL MAYANG
- bijak, berfikir sebelum melakukan sesuatu, berfikiran terbuka, banyak pergaulan, dan mudah memaaf kan seseorang dengan kesilapan lalu.

5) RAMBUT HALUS/LEMBUT
- bijak sangat, memilih, pemaaf, manja, tegas dan cepat melakukan perkerjaan dengan bersungguh-sungguh.

6) RAMBUT SIKIT
- bijak, sentiasa berfikiran negatif pada seseorang,ego, dan pandai membuka perniagaan walaupun kecil.

7) RAMBUT PERANG
- kurang bijak, berfikiran terbuka, pemaaf, sosial dan bijak lari daripada masalah.

RAMBUT TEBAL
- bijak, degil, cemburu, romantik, kasar, banyak kawan, dan pandai mengambil hati seseorang.

9) RAMBUT KUSUT
- sangat bijak, berfikiran terbuka, banyak pergaulan, garang, susah nak memaafkan seseorang, dan pandai dalam mengurusan sesuatu tanpa pertolongan.

10) RAMBUT BERUBAN
-kurang bijak, suka termenung, sosial sikit, berfikiran terbuka dan pandai selesai kan masalah diri. (additional ..++)

11) RAMBUT MOHICAN/PUNK
- pembersih, suka menyapu sampah, memberus kasut dan membersihkan sawang. amat sesuai di buat suami mahupun pembantu rumah.

12) RAMBUT BOTAK
- open-minded, senang dipandang terutama diwaktu malam tanpa menggunakan topi keledar ketika membawa motor mahupun mesin pemotong rumput. Celik 'IT' orang nya..

13) RAMBUT ALA 'ZAIBO'
- sesuai bekerja menurap jalanraya dan menyapu jem pada roti. 'Accident-prone' e.g kepala selalu jadi target ketika bermain bola kerana kes salahtafsir.

14) RAMBUT PALSU
- bersifat pendusta, pembohong dan buta 'IT' . Suka menabur janji dan amat jarang menabur wang di tepi-tepi jalan.

15) RAMBUT ALA 'PUA CHU KANG'
- don't play-play with this category haah..!! he will hentam you, you know? kenaper?? tak percayaee??

16) RAMBUT 'RONALDO'
- rambut ala si 'pekan' dlm citer Batu belah batu bertangkup. Lelaki jenis ini suka mencuri ikan goreng di rumah. dan bermain bebola ikan sebagai hobi " saja suka2....sekadar hiburan........

PERBEZAAN OTAK LELAKI NGAN OTAK PEREMPUAN



Terdapat pelbagai cara untuk menguji keunikan tubuh badan kita, diantara
keunikan itu sudah tentulah otak manusia.. dibawah ini ada ujian yang
menarik untuk dicuba bersama.....


Ini adalah ujian masa yang ringkas, cuma lakukan dan jangan cuba menipu
diri anda sendiri


Kira jumlah huruf F's dalam perenggan dibawah dalam masa 15 saat:


FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS


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Salah, sebenarnya terdapat 6, kira semula..

Sebab berlakunya perkara tersebut diterangkan dibawah
ini...


otak LELAKI tidak memproses perkataan "OF".

Keajaiban kejadian atau silap mata?

Sesiapa yang dapat megira kesemua 6 F's pada permulaan
ujian memiliki otak
PEREMPUAN

Cuba la dengan kawan2 anda untuk meguji setakat mana
kebenaran perkara
ini.."

What month were you born in?



JANUARY=PIMP
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE.

FEBRUARY=THUG
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.


MARCH=GORGEOUS
Drop dead gorgeous!!! Attractive personality. Very! sexy. Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Chatterbox! Loves to talk a lot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink *. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as
possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of NE of these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others, likes to keep they’re crushes kind a secret, pretty much flawless.


APRIL=SEXY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.


MAY=LOVER
Hella sexy, loves sex n making luv, tends to be SOOOOO hot!! Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people

9;s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.


JUNE = LUST
Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hot. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. snazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.




JULY=GANGSTA
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with a JUNE birthday. It is also more likely than that you have a massive record collection. When it comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!


AUGUST=ATTITUDE
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. self control. kind hearted. Self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter.


SEPTEMBER=FINEASS PIMP
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Makes right choices. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Does not harm others. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt and hard to recover. Daydreamer and does fulfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.


OCTOBER=HOTTIE
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.


NOVEMBER=SWEETIE
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.


DECEMBER=BEAUTY
This straight-up means you’re the most good-looking Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited

Saturday, April 25, 2009

tkot nyer......

yeeeeeeeeeeee kputusan ke ipta hmpir tiba...walaupun senang,tp ade tkot gAK..yela maktab aq xdpt...tkot lak ipta ni xdpt gak....tp aq ykin aq ley dpt...xd y musthil....agk2nya aq dpat kt ner ea???agk2ny aq nyer kursus dpt x???hehe...hrp2 dpt... 1 mei nie ley la dpt jwpn nyer..hahaha..xsabo2 rasenyer...

Thursday, April 23, 2009

TEKA TEKI PALING BODOH.....

Teka-teki :
HITAM & BERPELUH..HA..APE2??

Jawapan :
SEMUT HITAM TENGAH BERJOGING..HUHUHU..

Teka-teki :
APA BENDA BILA MASUK SEGITIGA BILA KELUAR BERGULUNG-GULUNG

Jawapan :
SELUAR DALAM LERRR

Teka-teki :
antara kapal terbang dengan kuih lepat liat,mana satu yang
paling tinggi?

Jawapan :
kuih lepat liat la...sebab kapal terbang sampai langit je,tp
kuih lepat
liat sampi LELANGIT...

Teka-teki :
byk2 kotak,kotak pe yg xleh angkat?

Jawapan :
kotak penaltilah wawawa

Teka-teki :
Kenapa Penggali Kubur Gali Kubur Tak Pakai Selipar???teka teka kalo terrer.....!!

Jawapan :
selipar maner boley buat gali tanah......gune cangkol lar
huehuehueheu!!

Teka-teki :
Bulu bertemu bulu... kulit bertemu kulit... makin tambah
rapat makin nikmat rasanyer...

( jawaplah kalau bijak hehehe....)

Jawapan :
mata lah jawapan nyer...

Teka-teki :
3 kepala, 6 mata, 8 ka! ki. Apakah Ia?

Jawapan :
Koboi naik kuda bawa ayam.

Teka-teki :
MASA DIA HIDUP KITE NYANYI,MASA DIA MATI KITE TEPUK TANGAN.

Jawapan :
LILIN MASA SAMBUT BIRTHDAY

Teka-teki :
scorpion kaler apa?

Jawapan :
kala jengking la

Teka-teki :
dlm bnyk2 kera, kera ape yg pandai menaip???

Jawapan :
kerani

Teka-teki :
Ada sorang iman, tengah sembahyang lepastu ada sekor anjing
lalu depan
dia..pastu dia jilat kaki dia.. Batal tak air semayang imam
tu?

Jawapan :
Mana batal sebab anjing tu jilat kaki dia sendiri
(Mohd.Sukor)

Teka-teki :
4 org awek berpayung dgn satu payung tp knape tak basah?

Jawapan :
sbab tak hujan

Kakakakaaaaaaaa………….ces….hampes…….

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

sedihnyer....................

MAAF,910314016017 tidak di senaraikan dalam calon panggilan temuduga bg ambilan sesi julai 2009...perh..tkejot sial....adui sedihpn ade,,,,td aq check tok temu duga maktb perguruan,tp aq xdi senaraikn tok ambilan julai 2009...,da la aq bharap kt mktb nie,tibe2 bla check xdpt..aaaaarrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...skit ati...mcm ner nie,,,aq bkn nyer mint sgt g ipta...aq mint dlm bidang pendidikan(perguruan)...tp np aq aq xdpt????harapan aq musnah tgk statement dlm web 2....

ape aq nk wat???klu mktb je xdpt ni kan pulak ipta..hilang smgt aq nk g blajar....de ker peluang aq tok g maktab?????de ker peluang aq nk masuk bdg perguruan????aq pown xtw jwpan nyer...bla agknya impian tok masuk maktb akan tercapai???bla??????huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu....TOLONGGGGGG lah aq........

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

aque nk dpt lsen....

hooray...aq da nk dpt lesen motor....ya allah xsabo rasanya....ari sabtu lpas aq q ujian komp,alhmdllh aq llus,tp xpuas ati la coz dpt 42/50 je...huh....de kwn aq 2 dpt 48/50 walaupon tok percubaan kdua....hehehe..tp aq ttp x puas ati...ne ley aq plg rendah....huhuhuhu....anyway lulus gak kn...hahaha..sok lak aq nk g booking tok lesen pra L....mse nie laaq nk dpt lesen L n trus tok test jpj 4 lesen P lak..hah lpas 2 aq ley bwk g mne2 y aq ske..xpyh la tkot lagi tgk abg polis mse wat ''rod blok''.....wawawwawa....tmp pling jauh aq nk g kdai dkat uma aq....hahaha...t q de mse lagi aq nk wat lesen kete lak....ley la aq bwk kete lak...so cmplete la aq nyer impian..tok korang y bwk motoor or kete 2 xpyh la nk berlagak klu xd lesen....stkat nk menunjuk xpyh la..jumper polis wat rod blok pown cbut lari ni kan pulak nk berlagak...pliss la....

hurm...

huh,pnat nyer aq updates blog aq....mcm2 nk ltak..edit ni edit 2...pnat siot...nsb bex la xbz,dpt aq lyan blog arini...tok korg yg tgk aq nyer blog tq...klu de mcm2 komen n cdngan korang tulis je kt segmen curahkan ideamu k.....ne tw aq ley perkemas kn lg aq nyer blog....hehehehehehehehehehehe.....anyway yg nk kn per2 in4mtion bgtw k....

Monday, April 20, 2009


taHNIAH,,,,stacy win anugerah bintang popular berita harian.....alamak!!!!terlebih sudah.....go stacy....

JANJI!!!!!!

ada seorang pemuda,mncari rumah utk di sewa di kwasan perkmpungan....dye nie dtukarkn kerja di kwasan brdekatan kampung....tiba je di sebuah kampung,akhirnya dye dpt la rumah utk sewa...
So dye tnyer kt tuan rumah , 'makcik,baper sewa rumah ni utk sbulan?' makcik tu pown mjwb,'knp??nk sewa ker?xmahal cume rm250 je'...pemuda tersebut trus setuju....pada pagi esoknya,pemuda ini pergi mandi utk kerja,tp maklumla,toilet kmpg,de la lobang kcik kt c2..ape lagi,makcik tuan rumah 2 trus ngintip si pemuda ni tgh mandi...nak2 pulak 2 pemuda encem,mkin la makcik 2 ske..pemuda 2 mula2 xla berang sgt coz makcik ni ngintip skali...esok pagi nya makcik nie ngintip lagi....tp pemuda nie sabo je dlu...


smpai la semiggu kmudian,,,,makcik nie hari2 ngintip pemuda ni mandi..sbb da terlalu geram asyik kene ngintip je,pemuda nie trus bg amaran kt makcik nie....dye pown ckp,'makci,lain kali makcik ngintip sy,sy ROGOL makcik'..makcik tu dgn selamba nye jwb,'JANJI!!!!!!'....pemua trus terpinga2........

Sunday, April 19, 2009

aq rindu mse nie...mse nie la aq n fren dpt enjoy gler2....

holaaaaa.................wah da lama aq x updates blog ni...mklumla bz ngan spm...tp skg aq da ley update tiap2 ari coz da xbz...anyway tok korang y da bkak blog nie,tq sgt2...2 all m members,aq rindu giler kt korg..klu de wat reunion ajak la aq skali....hahaahahaa...


hurm nk tw ni la ank kakak aq y ske bgaya...tgk tu...de style x????huhuhuhuhu...dye ni mm comel tp satu je y xcomel,nk tw per???perangai dyer...walaupn kcik tp nkal nye allah je tw....kdg2,sakit ati di buat nyer..walaupn btu,aq sayang gler kt dyer..